一个会说话的床垫，在晚上对你说些令人毛骨悚然的话(A Talking Mattress That Says Creepy Things to You at NightNerdface2000)——欧美卧室里最糟糕的十件事

一个会说话的床垫，在晚上对你说些令人毛骨悚然的话(A Talking Mattress That Says Creepy Things to You at NightNerdface2000)——欧美卧室里最糟糕的十件事在《欧美卧室里最糟糕的十件事》中排名第9名。 ...

一个会说话的床垫，在晚上对你说些令人毛骨悚然的话(A Talking Mattress That Says Creepy Things to You at Night Nerdface2000)——欧美卧室里最糟糕的十件事在欧美卧室里最糟糕的十件事中排名第9名。

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床垫：“嗨，我喜欢舔你。我身上满是蚊子，因为当你在一只蚊子身上打滚并杀死它时，它会粘在你身上，我就把它舔掉。”你虚弱地说：“救命啊，我。”—Nerdface2000

MATTRESS: "Hi. I like to lick you. I am full of mosquitoes because when you roll on one and kill it, it sticks to you and I lick it off."YOU (weakly): "Help. Me." - Nerdface2000

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“嘿，伙计，我知道你什么时候睡觉，什么时候醒来，现在让我舔你那美味的身体。”

" Hey man, I know when you sleep and when you wake up, now let me lick your scrumptious body."

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“你为什么被困在那里？快走，亲爱的，快走！”

"Why are you stuck there? Move darling, move! "

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嘿，宝贝，过来

'Hey babe. Move over'

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“你在这个位置上待得太久了！我马上就要变成太阳了你：'但我很舒服。''移动！''虚弱的好吧。“完美的宝贝……不，不是那个区域！”

'You've been in this position for too long! I WILL BE THE SUN IN A MINUTE! 'You: 'But I'm comfy...''MOVE! ''(weakly) ok...''Perfect babe...NO NOT THAT AREA! '