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她甚至不值得给予特殊教育类毕业的毕业典礼上发表演说,在贝弗利山高School.If你想知道谁的明矾,这个部门是:保利海岸。
She isn't even worthy of giving the commencement address for the graduating special education class at Beverly Hills High School.If you're wondering who an alum of this department would be: Pauly Shore.
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屁一个纸袋持续时间比她名声。然而,对于我的钱我宁愿听比她,至少在屁屁的物质。
A fart in a paper bag lasted longer than her fame. For my money though, I'd rather listen to the fart than her. At least the fart has substance behind it.
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我不恨她!这只是1性爱录像的人,这是泄露!她没有想要uploaded.Also,你听说过阿曼达·托德?
I don't hate her at all!It's just 1 sex tape guys, and it was leaked too! She didn't want it to be uploaded.Also, you've heard of Amanda Todd?
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+ u2018Typical美国金发美女从一个富裕的家庭用假的乳房、性格更假。注意寻求和困。+ u2018
"Typical American blonde from a rich family with fake boobs and a more fake personality. Attention seeking and stuck up."
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为什么她不
WHY IS SHE NOT #1! I mean... I know Ariana is a bitch and annoying but I'd rather listen to Ariana say " you guys I am like TOTALLY the victim the others like don't know talent when they see it" than Paris say "So like... I like TOTALLY think that like me and like Ann like Frank have TOTALLY like suffered like the same like tragic like lifestyle like... ! #I am so popular"
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她比垃圾更糟糕的是,她是如此迟钝和还原。
She's worse than the trash, she's so retarded and reductive.
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巴黎可以爬一路这无用的名人极每个双关语和替换维多利亚正义
Paris can climb all the way up this useless celebrity pole (every pun intended) and replace Victoria Justice at #3
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只是躺在,让性爱影片,让数百万美元躺在她的屁股。
Does nothing other than lay around, make sex tapes, and make millions of dollars for laying on her butt.
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什么!你有赛琳娜在名单上,而不是巴黎。我们在想什么?没有人记得简单的生活吗?
What! You have Selena on the list and not Paris. What are we thinking? Does no one remember the Simple life?
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她看起来像个光头秃鹰唐纳德·特朗普的头发但不再被困在一包芝灰尘跑到一个停车标志——守护神
She looks like a bald vulture with Donald Trump's hair (but longer) got trapped in a bag of Cheeto dust then ran into a stop sign - Patronus
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