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废话废话,这就是这部“电影”的意思,它甚至不是一部电影,它是根据一本书改编的,这本书是根据《暮光之城》的粉丝小说改编的,我甚至没有开玩笑,看看吧,那些写了《暮光之城》粉丝小说的人,写了这本书和这部电影,肯定真的很想看到爱德华和贝拉在被绑着的时候做爱在地牢里,有点恐怖
Crap crap crap crap CRAP, that's what this "movie" is, it's not even really a movie it's based off a book that's based off of twilight fan fiction, I'm not even kidding about that look it up, the people who wrote the twilight fan fictions that made the book and the movie must have really wanted to see Edward and Bella have sex while she's tied up in a dungeon, that's a little creepy
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普通人,只有4部电影上映了!五十,魔术师,和海绵宝宝2是针对儿童,所以不是有点早,使这个名单
Common guys, there are only 4 movies that are out! Fifty, Mordecai, Magic, and SpongeBob (2 are aimed for kids) so isn't it kinda early to make this list.
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让我们面对现实吧,我们都知道这部电影会很烂,但大多数人去看它只是为了看看它有多糟
Lets face it we all knew this movie was going to be crap, but most people went to see it anyways just to see just how bad it was
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这部电影是我看过的最糟糕的电影之一。如果你找到这部电影的拷贝,我说把它扔进明火里
This movie is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. If you find a copy of this film, I say throw it into an open fire.
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我对喜欢看性爱的人没意见,这完全没问题,但老实说,我不明白为什么有人觉得我性感
I have no problem with people who like watching sex, it's totally fine, but honestly I don't understand how anyone finds BDSM sexy
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这可不浪漫!这是色情片,甚至给色情片起了个坏名声!
This is not romantic! It's a porno, and even gives a bad name to porn!
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天啊,我喜欢神奇4,热烈的追击,从里到外,从家里。-弗罗格洛洛
Gee, and I liked Fantastic 4, Hot Pursuit, Inside Out and Home. - froogylowlo
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为什么人们要看这种垃圾?
Why do people wanna see this kind of crap?
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从没见过,但它的评级是R,我听说它应该是可怕的
Never seen it, but it's rated R and I heard its supposed to be horrible.
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这是特许经营权,太糟糕了!-全步行2
It's a franchise, And It sucks! - Fullwalking2
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