阿拉丁死了(Happy Appy)——欧美十大最恐怖的虾类

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如果你觉得斯奎德沃德的自杀很可怕，看看这个吧。开头没那么糟，但故事越深入，就越可笑，越糟糕。很遗憾有人竟然浪费了这么多时间写这样的垃圾

If you think Squidward's Suicide is horrible, take a look at this one. The beginning is not so bad, but the further the story goes, the more ridiculous and crappy it becomes. It's quite sad someone actually wasted so much of their time to write such garbage.

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它从来就不是一个真正的电视节目。它最接近于在电视上出现的是一个愚蠢的YouTube系列节目，由那些读了《毛骨悚然的巴斯塔》的青少年制作。这张照片本身就足以让我为它鼓掌！

It was never an ACTUAL television show... The closest thing it ever got to being featured on television was a dumb YouTube series programmed by teens who read the creepypasta... The picture itself is enough for me to applaud it!

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这是故事中的一句话：“快乐的阿皮，为什么人们从塔楼上跑来跑去？”

我：因为塔楼就在你面前着火了，你这个笨蛋

(Here's a quote from the story) Kid: "Happy Appy, why are people running and falling from the towers? "

Me: Because the towers are on fire right in front of your face, you dingus.

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我听说Happy Appy是一个儿童节目，当Google上流行的结果是令人毛骨悚然的pastas而不是真实的东西时，我开始大笑起来

I heard about Happy Appy as a kids show and started laughing so hard when the popular results on Google were creepy pastas instead of the actual thing. - IAmNotARobot

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哦，我好害怕，因为一个苹果害死了孩子。我现在只能吃史密斯奶奶了。-阿林金

Oh, I'm so scared because an apple murdered children. I can only eat Granny Smiths now. - AlienKing

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联系电视节目“拯救日本”，得到一个贴纸。多么迷人！

Contacts television show to "save japan", gets a sticker. HOW FASCINATING!

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这简直是1999年的翻版，1999年是历史上最伟大的一年

This is literally a rip off of 1999 and 1999 is one of the greatest pastas ever

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只不过是些蹩脚的失物招式面食

Just some lame lost episode type pasta.