你在一架即将坠毁的飞机上，那么飞机需要多长时间才能降落？((You‘re in an airplane which is going to crash) So how much time will it take for the airplane to come down?)——欧美临死前最蠢的十件事

你在一架即将坠毁的飞机上，那么飞机需要多长时间才能降落？((You're in an airplane which is going to crash) So how much time will it take for the airplane to come down?)——欧美临死前最蠢的十件事在《欧美临死前最蠢的十件事》中排名第5名。 ...

你在一架即将坠毁的飞机上那么飞机需要多长时间才能降落欧美临死前最蠢的十件事在欧美临死前最蠢的十件事中排名第5名。

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“女士们，先生们，我是你们的机长。请走到座位上系好安全带；我们大约10分钟后就下来了。”砰“呃……等5分钟吧。”

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seat and fasten your seat belts; we'll be coming down in about 10 minutes."BOOM"Uh... Make that 5 minutes."

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女士们先生们，我是你们的机长。请走到座位上系好安全带，我们大约10分钟后就要着陆了。请等5分钟

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Please make your way to your seats and fasten your seatbelts; we will be landing in about 10 minutes.BOOMUh... Make that 5 minutes.

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我们离森林越来越近了

We are getting very close to the forest...

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真的，为什么要耽搁？-基特瑞斯努

Really, why the delay? - Kiteretsunu

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嗯。大约10纳秒。-孔特拉欣苏努

Umm. About 10 nanoseconds. - kontrahinsunu

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你没有一个手表傻瓜吗？—自然美

Don't you have a watch dumbass?. - Nateawesomeness