桑杰和克雷格(Sanjay and Craig)——欧美2013年最差五分之一决赛

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我本来想给这个节目一个机会的，所以我看了第一集，太糟糕了！桑杰的妈妈在一家医院工作，她今天说她要做世界上第一例臀部移植手术！当我听说我想结束！然后桑杰和他的会说话的蛇克雷格想看看，所以他们假装成“党的医生”去治疗那些有恶心和疾病的病人，然后移植手术发生了，医生需要一个很棒的臀部医生，所以桑杰和克雷格做了这件事，并对他们的头号敌人莱斯利·诺德曼哈，“讨厌蛇的女孩”正在接受移植手术。然后他看到克雷格的尾巴，吓了一跳。然后屁股开始在医院里蹦蹦跳跳！请马上有人杀了我。最后，诺德曼的屁股跟大象的屁股一样大。我宁愿让一个埃尔莫知道你的名字，如果你不换电池的话，这个名字会威胁到你的命。例如：如果你的名字是詹姆斯。埃尔莫：“杀了詹姆斯。”你还有……更多吗

I was going to give this show a chance, so I watched the first episode. IT WAS TERRIBLE! Sanjay's mom works at a hospital and said today she is going to preform the worlds first BUTT TRANSPLANT! When I Heard that I wanted to through up! Then Sanjay and his talking snake Craig want to see it so they go in pretending to be "party doctors" curing patients with gross things and illnesses then the transplant happens and a doctor needs rad awesome butt doctors so Sanjay and Craig did it and Squidward"their arch enemyLeslie Noodman (Ha, girl name) who hates snakes" is getting the transplant. Then he sees Craig's tail and freaks out. Then THE BUTT STARTS BOUNCING AROUND THE HOSPITAL! Please someone kill me right now. And at the end, Noodman has a butt as big as an elephants backside. I would rather have an Elmo Knows Your Name that threatens to kill you if you don't change the battery. Example: if your name is James. Elmo:"kill James." and have you ever ... more

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我讨厌这个节目！当它出现的时候，它让我想死，因为这个社会已经变得多么愚蠢。主题曲基本上解释了整个节目以及它是多么的糟糕。当我听到“有一天找一只宠物”时，我马上想换频道，因为我弟弟看了这个节目，我才知道这个词！我可以补充一句，他就像剧中的傻子一样。当我找不到遥控器的时候，只有上帝知道我脑子里在想什么。我受不了这些角色。FML。尼克现在很烂

I hate this show! When it comes on, it makes me want to die because of how stupid society has become. The theme song basically explains the whole show and how crappy it is. I immediately want to change the channel as soon as I hear "looking for a pet one day" which I know the words only because my brother watches the show! May I add that he acts like an idiot like the dumb characters in the show. Only God knows what's running through my head when I can't find the remote. I can't stand any of the characters. FML. Nick sucks now.

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好吧，我从哪里开始？！角色都很烦人，情节也不成熟，我知道这是一个儿童频道，但如果你看了，你会同意我的观点，它所依赖的就是粗俗幽默。不，它不仅仅依赖粗俗幽默来演“喜剧”。它依赖它做任何事。关键是不要看，如果你看了，你要是听了我的劝告就好了

Okay, where could I start?! The characters are annoying as hell, the plots are immature, ( I know this is a kid's channel, but if you watch it, you will agree with me) and gross-out humor is all it relies on. And no, it doesn't only rely on gross-out humor only for "comedy". It relies on it for EVERYTHING. The point is don't watch, and if you do, you will wish you had took my advice.

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对不起，这就是我们的世界吗？第一集是关于臀部移植的，这个节目太恶心了。海绵宝宝很快就要结束了，我知道尼克正在尝试做一些类似的事情，但是海绵宝宝是尼克最好的节目，因为它不是所有关于屁股的，海绵宝宝也在上课，但现在尼克只教孩子们如何去做

I'm sorry, Is this what our world is coming to? The first episode is about a BUTT TRANSPLANT, this show is so gross. Spongebob is ending soon and I understand Nick is trying make something like it, but spongebob is the best show on Nick because it is not all about butts and spongebob teaches lessons but now Nick is only teaching kids to twerk

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这个节目太恶心了，没有真正的故事情节，这也很愚蠢。他们甚至不能制作自己的故事情节，他们偷了海绵宝宝里的一个故事情节，主角害怕过山车。这已经是一个蹩脚的故事情节开始为什么要使用它

This show is so disgusting and has no real storyline its also very stupid. They can't even make there own storylines they stole a storyline that was in SpongeBob about 3 other shows where the main character gets scared of roller coaster. It was already a lame storyline to begin with why use it again.

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这个节目太不合时宜，太恶心了……镍币店怎么敢把这个放在他们的网络上？他们连一集都没看吗？他们觉得这有什么好笑的？这是浪费我的时间。孩子们甚至不应该看这个…实际上没有人应该看。这个节目是变态的，让我恶心

This show is super inappropriate and disgusting... How can Nickelodeon dare put this on their network? Have they not even watched an episode? How do they think this is funny? It is a waste of my time. Kids shouldn't even watch this... Actually no one should. This show is perverted and makes me sick.

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看到尼克也来了真是太可怕了。这是有史以来最糟糕的节目了。我说他们把凯南、凯尔、猫狗和所有这些节目都带回来了。尼克现在就像痴迷于屁股，因为大多数基达都觉得这很有趣。真的不是。它愚蠢和不成熟。请注意，这一切都是来自一个11岁的孩子

Its horrible to see what nick has come too. This is the worst show ever. I say they bring back kenan and kel and catdog and all those shows. Nick is like obsessed with butts nowadays because most kida find it funny. Its really not. Its stupid and immature. Mind you that this is all coming from an 11 yr old.

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这个节目是我看过的最恶心的孩子们的节目，自从任志强和史汀比…我不敢相信他们走了多远。他们做的一些小事情很有趣。但其他的动画和情节都围绕着粗俗的幽默，让我想问尼克为什么？！？！

This show is the most DISGUSTING show for kids I've seen since Ren and Stimpy... I can not believe how far they go. Some little things they do are funny.. but otherwise the animation and the plots all revolve around gross out humor that makes me want to ask Nickelodeon WHY?!?!

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尼克为什么认为我们喜欢这个？我们没有！我们讨厌它！没人在乎它。桑杰和克雷格是没人的“生命”。再加上它很无聊，而且还剽窃了一大堆比这垃圾更有趣的漫画！如果你想要一部高质量的儿童动画片，那就看重力落在迪斯尼身上吧

Why does Nick think we like this? We don't! We hate it! Nobody cares about it. Sanjay and Craig is nobody's "life". Plus it's boring and rips off a whole bunch of more entertaining cartoons than this rubbish! If you want a quality kids cartoon, watch Gravity Falls on Disney.

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多么可怕的节目，太多的屁股，放屁，太多的尿尿，大便，呕吐，吐痰和太多的皮疹，为什么尼克会做这个垃圾。90年代和2000年初的节目，甚至像伊卡莉，弗雷德：节目，每个女巫的方式和智慧学院都比这个垃圾好得多

What a horrible show, too many butts, farts, too much peeing, pooping, barfing, spitting and too many rashes, why would Nick make this crap. the 90's and early 2000's shows and even shows like iCarly, Fred: The Show, Every Witch Way and WITS Academy are WAY better than this crap.