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从前,有一个预言。一个人,挥舞着宇宙的力量,将捍卫世界的荣誉和执行平衡。那个人…被查克诺里斯杀死,因为他拍他的背有点太用力了
One upon a time, there was a prophecy. A man, wielding the power of the universe, would defend the honor of the world and enforce balance. That man... was killed by chuck Norris when he patted him on the back a little too hard.
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他可以用牙齿咳嗽的子弹打倒名单上的任何人
He could knock out anyone on this list with a thrown bullet he cought with his teeth
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便宜的应该是1
The cheap one should be 1
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把太阳带出轨道,可以一拳打死一个人,用脑子制造爆炸……够了
Takes the sun out of orbit,can kill a person in one punch,make explosions with his mind...enough said
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容易
Easily
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必须是1
Needs to be 1
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