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该死的地狱，为什么每个人都要找Squidward？他可能做了一些让人恼火的事情，但是为什么没有人谈论海绵宝宝做的事情呢？我说的不是排名前十的评论者，而是那些伪善的市民。来吧，仇恨者！让斯奎沃德休息一下！他们显然太盲目了，看不到他所经历的痛苦。比如，可怜可怜这个可怜的家伙。他不得不住在两个麻烦的邻居中间，海绵宝宝和帕特里克。一件恼人的事是，他们都参与了让斯奎沃德的生活成为噩梦的事。如果海绵宝宝不在那里做，帕特里克就会去做，然后如果帕特里克不在的话，海绵宝宝会像往常一样做这件事。有时候，我希望镇上的人不要总是那么烦人，离开斯奎沃德去做他想做的事。但是他们却像往常一样伪善，这一集是一个很好的例子来展示他们的一堆……更多

The freaking hell, like why the hell does everyone keep picking on Squidward for? He may have done some annoying things that ticked people off, but how come no one talks about the stuff SpongeBob does? And I'm not talking about the commenters here on the Top Tens, I'm talking about those hypocritical townspeople. Come on, haters! Give Squidward a break! They're obviously too blind to see the pain he's been going through. Like, have some pity for the poor guy. He literally has to live in the middle of two troublesome neighbors, SpongeBob and Patrick. One annoying thing is that they both take part in making Squidward's life a nightmare. If SpongeBob's not there to do it, Patrick does it and if PATRICK isn't there to do it, SPONGEBOB (as usual) does the honors. Sometimes, I wish the townspeople weren't so annoying all the time and leave Squidward to do what he wants. But instead they act as hypocritical as usual and this episode is the perfect example to show how much their a bunch of ... more

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所以这一集告诉我，那一集里的每个人都喜欢海绵宝宝的表演，但如果是斯奎德沃德在做迷你海绵宝宝，他永远听不到结尾？这清楚地说明了在那个扭曲的小镇上的每个人都是大胖子伪君子。注意他们怎么没有告诉海绵宝宝停止窃取斯奎沃德的身份，他们继续折磨他，侮辱他的舞蹈说他没有天赋。好吧，让我说实话。我恨，我的意思是恨它当斯奎沃德是twerking。这让我很生气！但至少很有趣！我在哪停的？哦，是的！基本上，他很生气，差点杀了迷你斯奎沃德，但他最后的脸杀了我，哈哈！

So this episode is telling me that everyone in that episode liked when SpongeBob did it, but had it been SQUIDWARD who was doing a mini SPONGEBOB, he'd never hear the end of it? This clearly states how everyone in that twisted town are big fat hypocrites. Notice how they didn't tell SpongeBob to stop stealing Squidward's identity, they continue to torment him by insulting his dancing by saying he has no talent. Okay, let me be honest. I hate, and I mean hate it when Squidward is twerking. It pisses me off so bad! But it was at least entertaining!Where did I leave off? Oh yeah! Basically, he gets mad and almost kills mini squidward, but his face at the end killed me, lol!

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让我们复习一下好吗？斯奎沃德：在完美的一天醒来，希望这真的是一个好日子。不！他发现了什么？海绵宝宝，又一次被邀请在他家里看着他睡觉。好吧，首先，那太可怕了。如果有人看着我睡觉，我也会吓得屁滚尿流！然后他去洗澡，海绵宝宝看着他，而他在浴缸里。间谍他，又！然后他打扰了他，似乎有很长一段时间，直到斯奎沃德对他非常生气，把他扔进一个洞里，用他的冰箱堵住了那个洞。然后海绵宝宝决定做一个迷你斯奎沃德，这是整个问题的开始，和他出去玩，最后离开斯奎沃德一个人一次又一次。嘿！你们以为我完蛋了？不！我不是！他最后无缘无故地被人憎恨，还因为跳舞而被批评。嘿！别恨斯奎德沃德，因为他比……更有才华，更有文化

Let's review shall we?Squidward: Wakes up on a perfect day hoping it would actually BE a good day. NOOO! What does he find? SpongeBob SquarePants, in his house ONCE AGAIN (un invited) watching him sleep. Okay, first off, that's just damn creepy. If someone were watching ME sleep, it would've scared the crap outta me too!Then he goes to take a bath and SpongeBob in watching him while he's in the bathtub. Spied on him, again!Then he bothers him, for what seems like a long time until Squidward get's extremely pissed off at him and throws him in a hole and blocks that hole with his fridge. Then SpongeBob decides to make a MINI Squidward, (which is where the whole problem begins) and goes off hanging out with him finally leaving Squidward alone once and for all.HEY! You guys thought I was finished, huh? NO! I'm not!He ends up getting hated for no reason whatsoever and he get's criticized for dancing. Hey! Don't hate Squidward because he's more talented and cultural than ... more

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这就是Squidward无数次请求海绵宝宝不要打扰他的原因！比如，听一次有什么难的？所以，盗用身份是可以的，但如果斯奎沃德想跳舞，那显然是个问题。我真的不知道为什么斯奎沃德总是被人恨。他只想一个人呆着。他的所谓的好邻居把整个斯奎沃德傀儡的事看得太远也没用。比如，如果一个愚蠢的兄弟姐妹或邻居一直打扰你，你会怎么想呢？说真的，每个穿比基尼的人都是伪君子

This is what Squidward gets for asking SpongeBob millions of times to leave him alone! Like, what's so hard about listening for once? So, IDENTITY theft is okay, but then it's apparently a problem if Squidward tries to dance.I honestly don't know why Squidward is so hated all the time. He only wants to be left alone. And it didn't help that his SO CALLED good neighbor took this whole Squidward puppet thing too far. Like, HOW would YOU like it if a stupid sibling or neighbor kept bothering YOU so much. Seriously, everyone in Bikini Bottom are all just hypocrites

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这一集完美地展现了每个穿比基尼的人都是多么的虚伪。他们只喜欢海绵宝宝那样做。显然，斯奎沃德快乐是不对的

This episode perfectly represents how hypocritical everyone in bikini bottom can be. They only like it when Spongebob does it. Apparently, it's wrong for Squidward to be happy.

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我讨厌这封信，鲍勃表现得像个混蛋，整个宇宙无缘无故地讨厌斯奎德沃德，斯奎德沃德的身份被偷只是因为他想放松。100%的人渣

I HATE THIS EPISODESpongebob behaves like a jerk, the entire universe hates Squidward for literally no reason, Squidward gets his identity stolen just because he wanted to relax. 100% SCUMBOB

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你们这些废物只是嫉妒斯奎沃德有音乐天赋而你们没有。你们需要一个该死的生活，你们这些可悲的伪君子

All of you wasteutes are just jealous that Squidward has musical talent and you don't. Ya'll need a darn life, you pathetic hypocrites

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就在这时，海绵宝宝的角色被边缘化了

This was when SpongeBob's character flanderisation took its toll. - Garythesnail

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我们从哪里开始

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在所有的第四季电影中，这是最糟糕的

Out of all the season 4 sqiudward touture porns this is the worst