头足动物旅馆(Cephalopod Lodge)——欧美最糟糕的乌贼折磨事件

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乌贼王每个星期三晚上都很快乐，这是没有问题的，因为乌贼王一生中都有过快乐的时刻，比如在吸盘交响乐、乐队极客或家庭幻想中，那么为什么海绵宝宝一定要成为这样一个跟踪者，因为他一生中只有一次快乐？这段愚蠢的插曲又一次取材于海绵宝宝和帕特里克的故事，毁掉了他唯一一次拥有特殊生活的机会，并否认这不是他们的错，但请注意，他们可能认为斯奎沃德只值得在他的生活中受到仇恨、折磨和痛苦。我告诉你，真烦人。这一集里我唯一死的就是整个乌贼王被水母蜇了。除此之外，这个情节实在是太无聊了

There's no problem with Squidward being happy every Wednesday night because Squidward had his happy moments in his life, like in Suction Cup Symphony, Band Geeks or House Fancy, so why does Spongebob have to be such a stalker because he's happy for once in his lifetime?This dumb EPISODE is based off of Spongebob and Patrick once again, ruining his only chance to have something special in life and denying that it wasn't their faults, but note that they probably think that Squidward only deserves hate, torture and misery in his life. I tell you, it's annoying.The only thing in this EPISODE that I DIED at was the whole, Squidward getting his tounge stung by jellyfish. Other than that, the plot is just so damn boring and annoying

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斯奎沃德每个月都会有一次出人意料的快乐。于是海绵宝宝和帕特里克跟踪他，斯奎沃德不知道，他们偷偷溜进了他的俱乐部。俱乐部成员把俱乐部里的局外人都怪到了乌贼沃德身上。于是他们把他踢出俱乐部，帕特里克摔倒在他身上。然后，俱乐部的人脱掉了斯奎沃德的制服，帽子，甚至是内裤。乌贼王很伤心。所以海绵宝宝和帕特里克试着说服俱乐部成员让乌贼沃德回到俱乐部。他们声称这不是他们的错，所以俱乐部成员说乌贼沃德是不允许进俱乐部的。乌贼沃德很沮丧，甚至说自从他们带走后，他想不断地敲他的头这是他生命中最后一件好事。然后海绵宝宝和帕特里克想出了他们自己的棍子，惹恼了斯奎沃德。之后，他们绑架了斯奎沃德，把他带到水母田里折磨他。他们用水母蜇他的舌头。然后给了斯奎沃德一套鸡服。之后，他们终于意识到squidward不想…更多

Once every month squidward is surprisingly happy. So SpongeBob and patrick stalk him (squidward is unaware) and they sneak inside his club. The club members blame squidward for the outsiders in the club. So they kick him out of the club, and patrick falls on him. Then, the club person takes off squiwards uniform, hat and even underwear. Squidward is very sad. So SpongeBob and patrick try talk the club member to let squidward back in the club. They claim its not their fault (when it clearly is), so the club member says squidward is never allowed in the club. Squidward is depressed and even says he wants to slam his head repeatedly since they took away the last good thing in his life. Then SpongeBob and patrick come up with their own club and annoy squidward. After that, they kidnapp squidward and take him to jellyfish fields and torture him (they sting his tongue with jellyfish). They then give squidward a chicken suit. After all that, they finally realize squidward doesn't want to ... more

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天哪。海绵宝宝偏执地认为，为什么一个月有一次他看起来如此快乐，因为海绵宝宝一直在微笑，那又怎么样。把他踢出小屋试图让他们加入一个愚蠢的同性恋屁股羽毛朋友俱乐部。还故意用水母蜇他的舌头。——帕塔特里克克克斯塔阿尔

Good god. Spongebob is paranoid that there is something up why once a month he seems so happy. As spongebob is smiling all the time so what. Gets him kicked out of the lodge tries to get them to join a stupid gay ass feather friends club. And intentionally stings his tongue with a jellyfish. - Paaatttriiickkksttaarrr

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这几集实际上意味着Squidward和海绵宝宝或Patrick在一起永远不会开心

This episodes practically implies that Squidward can never be happy with SpongeBob or Patrick around. In my top ten worst SpongeBob episodes, this is number ten.

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这一集需要有第二集，当乌贼王回到头足类动物的小屋时

There needs to be a part 2 for this episode when squidward goes back and stays back in the cephalopod lodge

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又是一个残酷的插曲，说斯奎沃德在他的生活中不可能有快乐的时刻

Yet another atrocious episode stating that Squidward can't have happy moments in his life.

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Squidwards在这一集一开始确实很开心，但是Patrick和bob毁了它

Squidwards actually happy in this episode at the beginning, but Patrick and sponge bob ruin it

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那些白痴毁了Squidword生命中最后一件好事——博比提

Those idiots ruined the last good thing In Squidward's life - bobbythebrony

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在这一集中，乌贼沃德被赶出了他的俱乐部，穿着一身鸡装，被水母蜇了好几次，被海绵宝宝跟踪黄色同性恋恐怖海绵帕特里克粉色智障斯奎德被帕特里克多次压扁，因为海绵宝宝和帕特里克不介意自己的生意就像被别人指责然后被你的衣服

In this episode Squidward gets kicked out of his club, gets dressed in a chicken costume, gets sting by a jellyfish multipe times, gets stalked by SpongeBob the yellow gay creepy sponge and patrick the pink mental retard and Squodward gets crushed by patrick many times all because SpongeBob and Patrick don't mind there own buisness its like getting accused by someone and then your quilty

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很好的插曲，但我讨厌他们折磨他这么多。—拉尔夫鲍伯

Good episode, but I hate how much they torture him. - RalphBob