站在全班同学面前勃起(Having an erection while standing in front of everyone in your whole class)——欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情

站在全班同学面前勃起(Having an erection while standing in front of everyone in your whole class)——欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情在《欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情》中排名第22名。 ...

站在全班同学面前勃起欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情在欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情中排名第22名。

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我经常随机勃起，所以我想出了一个办法确保没人发现。把你的手插进口袋里，你就能感觉到你的阴茎穿过口袋的织物。只要把它压下去，直到它消失。每次都管用

I get random erections a lot, so I devised a way to ake sure no one finds out. Stick your hands in your pockets and you will be able to feel your dick through the fabric of the pocket. Just press it down until it goes away. Works every time.

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我也是-弗雷迪·法兹比尔

me too - Freddy_Fazbear

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别看任何人。我是个男人，坐在一个位置上我就能勃起。当我被召唤，我的叮咚跳起来的时候，只要想想空虚

Don't look at anyone. I'm a guy and I can get an erection just from sitting in a position. When I'm called up and my ding dong springs up, just gotta think of emptiness

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这是课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情。如果发生在我身上，那将是我生命的终结

This is the most embarrassing thing that could happen in class. If that happened to me it would be the end of my life. Jk - DrayTopTens

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那会很尴尬，你班上的每个女生都会感到震惊，以为你爱上了她们！

That would be embarrising and Every female in your class would be shocked and think you fall in love with them!

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如果这件事发生在我身上，我会因余烬而死。因为我学校的孩子们永远不会让我忘记它。-海绵屋

I would die of emberrasment if this happened to me. Cause the kids in my school would never let me forget it. - Spongehouse

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我拉活页夹时勃起了。我对活页夹的拉链有癖好吗？-TeamRocket747团队

I had an erection while zipping up my binder.Do I have a fetish on binder zipping? - TeamRocket747

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所以你在性别上撒了谎，因为你的资料上说你是女性。-德雷顿斯

So you lied about your gender because on your profile it says that you are a female. - DrayTopTens

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哥们，这种事经常发生在我身上。我讨厌那些女孩盯着你看

Dude this happens to me all the time. I HATE how the girls are just staring at you.

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我是个女孩，我很庆幸我不需要处理这种胡说八道的事情

I'm a girl and I am thankful I don't need to deal with that kind of nonsense. - XxembermasterxX

发表于 2021-01-07 18:26
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