弄脏你的裤子(Soiling your pants)——欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情

弄脏你的裤子(Soiling your pants)——欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情在《欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情》中排名第3名。我们精选了部分网友观点...

弄脏你的裤子欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情在欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情中排名第3名。

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在我上高中的第一天，这件事发生在我身上，因为我在上课前没有去厕所。在被带到学校参观之后，第一位老师告诉每个人因为任何原因离开教室都是不可选择的，任何人提出要求都会被拘留。问题是我已经需要去了，没过多久，它就开始强迫它了我的内裤也不臭，似乎没人注意到，所以我决定假装没什么问题。我也相信不穿内裤是一件很糟糕的事，如果被发现我会被开除。今天剩下的时间没人说什么，所以我以为我能逃到第二天

It happened to me the first day of high school because I didn't go to the toilet before classes started. After being shown around the school the very first teacher told everyone leaving class for any reason wasn't an option and anyone asking would get detention.Problem was I already needed to go and it wasn't long before it started forcing its way into my underwear. It wasn't smelly and no one seemed to notice so I decided to pretend nothing was wrong. I also believed not wearing underwear was a really bad thing and I would get expelled if I got found out.No one said anything for the rest of the day so I thought I had got away with it until the next day.

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我班上有一个叫秋的女孩。如果你读这个，秋天，你一定会觉得很糟糕。没人喜欢她，因为她总是发晕，她在四年级，我们发现了原因。她穿着尿布，因为她没有上厕所，这很有趣。她在课堂上大便，每个人都会说……那是什么味道？我班上的一个男孩把它拖到了她的裤子上，他居然把裤子拉下来看上面有小熊维尼的尿布！说说尴尬！

There was this girl in my class named Autumn. YOU MUST FEEL TERRIBLE IF your READING THIS, AUTUMN. Nobody liked her because she always stunk and she was in 4th grade and we found out why... She wore a diaper because she wasn't potty trained it was hilarious. She pooped in class and everyone was like... What is that smell? This boy in my class trailed it down to her pants and he actually pulled them down to see a diaper with Winnie The Pooh on it! TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSING!

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那是直截了当的欺凌！我从哪里开始？更糟糕的是，你提到了她的名字，这不是一个很普通的名字，而且这件事发生的学校知道这件事已经够糟糕的了，你继续在社交媒体上发布这个故事？！你知道我有9个不喜欢的评论，对吧？-blst0033号

That is straight up bullying!Where do I start? You mentioned her name (even worse, it's not a very common name), and it's bad enough the school this happened at knows it, and you go ahead post the story on social media?! You know have 9 dislikes on that comment, Right? - blst0033

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我有一次在我六年级的时候尿尿，很明显每个人都盯着我笑！同样是在五年级，在我们为期一周的学校旅行中，我和我同住一个宿舍的朋友们认为假装在托儿所里玩“妈妈和爸爸”会很有趣，我是孩子，当隔壁宿舍透过窗户看到他们告诉每个人的时候，他们把我放在尿布里更糟！

I once did a pee in the middle of my year six assembly sadly it was Pretty obvious every one stared and laughed at me! also in year five on our week long school trip on off my friends( who I was sharing a dorm with) thought it would be fun to pretend were in nursery and play mama and daddy I was the baby and they put me in a nappy even worse when the dorm next door looked through the window and saw they told every one!

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孩子：我要去洗手间！老师：不，你需要等一辈子。孩子的膀胱：砰砰，老师：看看你弄得一团糟！拘留38294659374438594年！

Kid: I need to go to the bathroom!Teacher: No, you need to wait for 1 eternity.Kid's bladder: *boom boom*Teacher: LOOK AT THE MESS YOU MADE! DETENTION FOR 38294659374438594 ETERNITIES!

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谈论的人秋天：它这不是她的错。她一定是像别人说的那样膀胱和肠道出了问题，而且可能是天生的。你不应该把这些贴在网上，这被归为网络欺凌。一点都不好笑。你应该告诉那个洞他是个混蛋。祝你好运

Person who talked about Autumn:It's not her fault. She must've been having problems with her bladder and bowels (like someone said) and was probably born with it. You shouldn't have posted that online, it's classed as Cyber Bullying. It's not funny. And you should tell that ***hole that he's a prick. Good day.-ThePinkieMaster

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@谈论的人秋：那个女孩可能是孤独症患者，也可能是膀胱和肠道问题，我一辈子都在自闭症患者身边，我弟弟小时候就是这样，一点都不好笑。她可能很快就要上厕所了，或者她一辈子都在尿布里

@ Person who talked about Autumn:That girl could be autistic or has bladder and bowel issues, I've been around autistics all my life and my brother was like this when he was younger, it's not funny. She may potty train soon or she's be stuck in diapers her whole life

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有一次，我的朋友杰夫在课堂上跟我讲了这个问题。他说这个孩子站起来，当他抬起一条腿时，他放了一个很大的屁，但可能不是一个屁。当他去看护士，当他回来时，他穿了一条不同的裤子。——加库波依娃

One time my friend Jeff told me about this one time in class. He said this kid was standing up and when he lifted a leg, he let out a huge fart, but it might not have been a fart. He when to the nurse and when he came back, he had different pants. - gakupo4eva

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我班上的一个女孩干的。她在课堂上尿裤子。我把发生的事告诉了我的朋友。她爱管闲事，她听到了我的话。她对我嗤之以鼻，而不是亲自面对我。我惹上麻烦了。-漫画家

This girl in my class did this. She peed her pants in class. I told my friends about what happened. She was being nosy and she heard me. She snitched on me, not confronting me herself. I got in trouble. - CartoonCriticizer

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有一次我在中学的椅子上沾了经期血，那天人流量很大，老师不让我上厕所，幸好没人发现是谁干的

Once I got period blood on the chairs at school in middle/high school. It was a heavy flow day and the teachers wouldn't let me use the restroom. Luckily no one found out who did it.