不小心放屁(Farting by accident)——欧美在学校课堂上可能发生的最尴尬的事情

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所以今天发生了这样的事,我很尴尬,所以不管怎么说,我在戏剧课上,我们在练习哑剧。我们在做拔河意识,我们在练习面部表情和拉。我们做了一对一的练习,其中一个小组的人拉绳子对另一个人。我的孩子很大,我有我有信心打败他。所以我使劲拉,我全身用力,我做得很好,但突然间我放屁,脸红了,我放弃了力气,让孩子拉我。我被老师取笑,我只是坐在那里很尴尬


So this happened today and I am so embarrassed by it so anyway I was in my drama class and we were practicing pantomime. We were doing tug aware and we were practicing facial expressions and pulling. We did a one on one exercise where one of the people of the group pulled the rope against one other person. The kid I was vs was big and I had confidence that I would beat him. So I was pulling hard as I can I had my whole body pushing and I was doing pretty good but all this sudden I farted my face went bright red and I gave up my strength and let the kid pull me. I had my teacher teasing me about it and I was just sitting there so embarrassed

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有一次,我在学校里一声不响,那时候……哦,不,我放屁太厉害了!我必须想出一个计划,我不能让我的声望和声誉在我面前崩溃,然后…平!我有一个计划。我会在做的时候刮我的椅子,因为椅子发出的噪音比放屁大得多,这是真的!所以我试过了,你可以听到一点屁。每个人都看着我,所以我又试着发出声音来掩盖怀疑…但这次没有发出声音…现在人们认为我是个白痴。不!现在我成了一个没有名声的失败者,总是被骂得丢脸。-科福斯


Once, I was at school in complete silence and that was when...oh no...I had to fart so bad! I had to think of a plan, I couldn't let my popularity and reputation crumble before me, then...PING! I had a plan. I would scrape my chair while doing it because the chair makes a whole lot more noise then a fart, its true! So I tried that and you can hear a slight bit of the fart. everyone looked at me, so I tried to do the sound again to cover up the suspicion...but this time it didn't make the noise...now people think I'm an idiot..NOO! And now I'm a loser without a reputation and being humiliated at scold all the time. - Coreforce

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所以他们就因为一个屁就认为你是白痴?他们看起来更像白痴-Yoshi


So they just think you're the idiot because of a fart? They seem more like idiots - Yoshi

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好吧,我们都会放屁,但我们尽量坚持住,对吧?因为如果你只放过一个屁,你的名声就已经毁了,这可能是非常危险的,因为你很容易失去你的声望


Okay, we all get farts but we try to hold on as possible right? Because if you let only one fart go your reputation and your name is already destroyed, this can be dangerous as hell because you can easily lose your popularity. - AbdRahmanSalah

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我在小组里,我们在做些什么,然后我放屁。我小组里的每个人都从桌子上跑了出来,很快全班都因为这个小屁而出去了,我遇到了很大的麻烦。真的


I was in groups, and we were doing something, then I farted. Everyone in my group started out and ran away from the table, and soon the whole class was out over the small fart, and I got in huge trouble. True Story.

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有一次,我不小心在椅子上放屁。那天我午饭吃了烤豆子。我的老师坐在椅子上说:“哦,天哪,有人突然进来了。”然后他对我说:“我想你留下了一条线索。”


One time, I accidentally farted in a chair.I had had baked beans for lunch that day. My teacher sat in the chair and said "Oh, god, someone pop offed in here". And then he said to me: "I think you left a trail behind you".

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那你就尴尬了!所以请不要让这些事情发生,否则你的生活就毁了!好吧,就这样。我希望你喜欢这份名单,请告诉每个人!再见!


Then you will be Embarrassed! So please don't let those events happen or else your life is ruined! Well that's it. I hope you like this list and please tell everyone about it! So see ya!

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有个家伙来参加我朋友的生日聚会,他散布谣言说我放屁了。现在我这个年级90%的人都讨厌我。—蠢货


There is this guy who came at my friend's birthday party and he spread a false rumour that I farted. And now 90% people of my grade hate me. - TriggerTrashKid

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他们恨你是因为一个屁


They hate you because of a fart - Yoshi

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基本上,每个人都会说你很臭,女孩们会避开你,你要等到第二天,甚至一个星期才能和任何人说话


Basically, everybody will tell you stink, girls will avoid you, you won't be able to talk to anybody until the next day. Or even week.

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