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这很糟糕,因为你得在水槽里大便,也可能是因为有个窃贼在你家里,在你的厕所里放了炸弹,房子里到处都是炸弹
That would suck because you'd have to poo in the sink. It would also suck because probably a burglar was in your house and put a bomb in your toilet and there could be bombs EVERYWHERE IN THE HOUSE.
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所以当你醒来做你的日常琐事,坐在马桶上的时候,它就会爆炸,伴随着幸福和彩虹
So you woke up to do your daily crap and the toilet blows up with happiness and rainbows as soon as you sit on it
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不知道这是怎么发生的,但如果真的发生了,那就很不愉快了。—正电子野鹰
No idea how that would have happened, but it would be quite unpleasant if it did. - PositronWildhawk
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我三岁的时候滑倒了,脸撞在马桶上,我现在有一个疤痕——那就是乐队怪胎
When I was three I sliped and hit my face on the toilet I have a scar now - thebandgeek
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没关系,如果这能让你感觉好些的话,我用一只木头猫把自己弄晕了,然后大抽屉滑下来砸到了我的脸上,我想我三岁了。—红魔
That's okay, if it makes you feel any better I conked myself with a wooden cat and then the big drawer slid off and crashed onto my face I was three, I think. - RedTheGremlin
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这将是发生在每个人身上最有趣、最糟糕的事情
This would be the funniest and worst thing to happen to everyone
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不太可能,但确实很不愉快,正电子野鹰。—马松
Unlikely, but very unpleasant indeed, PositronWildhawk. - masonkv
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比我强,我不得不用桶来拉屎
Better than me, I've had to use buckets to crap in.
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如果它在你使用的时候爆炸了呢
What if it exploded while you were using it
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大声笑出来厕所怎么会爆炸
Laugh out loud how could a TOILET explode
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