一切都是活生生的,都有一张脸(Everything is alive and has a faceEpicJake)——欧美多拉最糟糕的事情

一切都是活生生的,都有一张脸(Everything is alive and has a faceEpicJake)——欧美多拉最糟糕的事情 在 《欧美多拉最糟糕的事情》 中排名第11名。 我们精选了部分网友...

一切都是活生生的,都有一张脸(Everything is alive and has a face EpicJake)——欧美多拉最糟糕的事情在欧美多拉最糟糕的事情中排名第11名。



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树,草,山什么都有脸!背包和地图很讨厌他们的愚蠢的歌曲我们明白了!-杰克


The trees, grass, mountains everything has a face! Backpack and the Map are annoying with their stupid song WE GET IT! - EpicJake

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烤箱说话,微波炉说话,楼梯说话


The oven talks, the microwave talks, the stairs talk.

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如果这个节目继续下去,连空气都会有脸的!


If this show goes on, even AIR will have a face!

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为什么?现在我的孩子会在所有东西上画脸


Why? Now my kid will draw faces on everything

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我知道,这让人毛骨悚然


I know, it's creepy

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朵拉:嘿,布里奇!布里奇:沙马拉马!屁朵拉:嘿,怪人!我要把你的老家伙从桥上偷走!我是一只鞋!朵拉:嘿,树……撞到树上了:什么?


Dora: Hey, bridge! Bridge: Shamalama! *farts* Dora: Hey, weird troll guy! Troll guy: I'm the grumpy old troll and I'll steal your souls, lalalala... *dances and falls off bridge* Dora: Hey, Boots! Boots: I'm a shoe! Dora: Hey tree... *Bumps into tree* Tree: Whazat?

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小时候的我:妈妈?为什么椅子不说话?朵拉说他们会说话!我现在的感觉是:哦,该死的,朵拉,你没有告诉我所有的白痴的话,现在死吧,巴拉拉离开我的生活,再见!


Me when I was a kid: mommy? Why isn't the chair talking? Dora said they can talk!How I feel right now: OH HELL NO DORA YA ain't TELLIN ME ALL THE DAWGS TALK NOW DIE AND BALALALA OUTTA MY LIFE GOODBYE!

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-去喝茶-“我是茶!请不要吃我啊哈!-扔茶——去咬三明治——“别吃我!”-我要饿死了!-去微波炉的剩菜,他们都死了从冰箱天-“那可怜的比萨饼不-吃比萨饼,把叉子放在微波炉里,然后放在笔记本电脑上-“海!”不,吃比萨饼的时候youtube上的视频-


-Goes to sip tea-"I AM TEA! DON'T EAT ME please! " 'AHHH! -throws tea--goes to bite sandwich-"DO NOT EAT ME! "-I'M GONNA STARVE!-goes to microwave leftovers, they are dead from days of fridge-" THAT POOR PIECE OF PIZZA! "Nope -eats pizza and puts a fork in the mircrowave-goes onto laptop-"Hai! "Nope -stab, youtube video while eating the pizza-

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