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你可以把这个喂给一个坐在轮椅上的蔬菜孩子,他们会奇迹般地从瘫痪中苏醒过来,时间刚好够把勺子塞住你的鼻孔
You could feed this to a wheel chair bound vegetable child and they'd miraculously snap out of paralysis just long enough to jam the spoon up your nostril.
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基克斯,孩子吐了一桌子的东西,结果一只兔子便便了一个毛茸茸的圆球,味道什么都没有,妈妈不同意
Kix, Kid vomited all over the table and got a rabbit that pooped fluffy round balls that tasted like nothing, mother disapproved
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漂白的,湿漉漉的兔子屎-谁认为这是个好主意?
Bleached, soggy rabbit turds - who thought that was a good idea?
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很明显,谷类食品被包装花生取代了
Obvious the cereal was replaced with packing peanuts
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纸板还是麦片?我说不出来
Cardboard or cereal? I couldn't tell
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是刨花板吗?是谷类食品吗?
Is it particle board? Is it cereal?
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