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我有一个非常懒惰的老师,有一次她花了一整天的时间发一张工作表。不是说我们在她班上做任何工作。她太懒了,当有一半的学生在外面跑的时候,她甚至都不举手。她最好的说法是,不管怎样,我明天就能拿到薪水。这都是真的
I have a teacher who is sooo lazy, she once spent an entire day handing out ONE worksheet. Not that we do any work in her class. She is so lazy, she doesnt even lift s finger when half the class runs outside. Her best saying is,whatever. Im gettin my paycheck tomorrow.(this is all true)
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老师:分发10本历史小册子学生1:你能告诉我们怎么做吗?老师:想办法。坐下来玩他的电话学生1:举起手来老师:无知的学生1:随便。把小册子扔进垃圾桶,然后离开学生2:呃……老师!老师:无知的学生2:他把小册子扔进垃圾桶就走了?老师:无知的学生2:我需要帮助!老师:无知学生2:向老师扔铅笔老师:生气地抬头看谁做的?学生2:至少这让你不再忽视我了。老师:拘留,现在!学生2:天哪,冷静!我只是在寻求帮助。再说,为什么我是那个有麻烦的人?他把小册子扔了出去就走了!老师:用他的手机-3DG20
Teacher: *Hands out 10 history booklets*Student #1: Can you at least show us what to do?Teacher: Figure it out. *Sits down and plays with his phone*Student #1: *Raises hand*Teacher: *Ignores*Student #1: Whatever. *Throws booklets in the trash and leaves*Student #2: Uh... Teacher!Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: He just threw his booklet in the trash and left.Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: You dont care?Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: I need help!Teacher: *Ignores*Student #2: *Throws a pencil at the teacher*Teacher: *Looks up angrily* Who did that?Student #2: At least it got you to stop ignoring me...Teacher: Detention, NOW!Student #2: Jeez, calm down! I was just asking for help. Besides, why am I the one in trouble? He threw his booklet out and left!Teacher: *Goes back on his phone* - 3DG20
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