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彼得:我不能在陌生的粪便placesQuagmire:奇怪的placesPeter:我只能粪便homeIt好像我看到奇怪的facesQuagmire:奇怪facesPeter这就是为什么我从不roamPatron:对不起,我只是想抓住其中一个newspapersQuagmire:仅仅抓住一个,走吧!顾客:我要找一份工作,好吗? !彼得:我独自离开Stewie strangersQuagmire:陌生人. .彼得:满足我的粪便需要. .在一起:我已经把我的整个家庭dangerTo屎在我肛门bleedsHome碗,bowlYou知道我needHome碗,家bowlPoop在我肛门出血
Peter: I can't poop in strange placesQuagmire: Strange placesPeter: I can only poop in my homeIt's as though I'm watched by strange facesQuagmire: Strange facesPeter It's why I never roamPatron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapersQuagmire: Just grab one and go!Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangersQuagmire: Strangers...Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...Together: I've put my whole family in dangerTo poop before my anus bleedsHome bowl, home bowlYou know just what I needHome bowl, home bowlPoop before my anus bleeds
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这是鼓舞人心的,BigFatNoob置评
This comment is inspirational - BigFatNoob
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是的,因为疯狂的孩子叫汤米,叫我摇摆不定的火车司机,这么快。休会后,当我走进洗手间,汤米看见我和他在房间,几乎让我!这是他太远了。这是在五年级在Folsom小学的繁荣。——Connor4808
Yeah because that crazy kid named Tommy, the one that called me a swing hogger and is so fast. After recess, When I just went into the restroom, Tommy saw me and he went under the room and almost got me! That was him too far. It was back in 5th Grade at Folsom Elementary in Prosper. - Connor4808
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我是一个女孩,有一次,我在学校去了洗手间,打开一个摊位前,看到一个男孩在那里。他的一切,我可以看到他的私处,我只是认为这是愚蠢的他去女生厕所,显示他的私人区域。从现在起,我从未使用的洗手间在我学校了因为这个。我甚至不需要担心在家里了。
I'm a girl and one time, I went to the washroom at school and opened one of the stalls and saw a boy in there. He had everything down and I could see his private parts. I just think that that was stupid for him to go in the girls washroom and show his private area. From now on, I never use the washrooms at my school anymore because of this. I don't even have to worry about it at home.
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女孩和男孩在我的学校使用镜子,但就是这样。我很抱歉,你知道。- 0 w0uwu
Girls at my school use the boys mirror but that's it. I'm so sorry that you saw that. - 0w0uwu
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这可能是尴尬的我每当我在厕所,我尿或粪便是大声。我要有一个放松的业务时间当一些孩子进来当我开始和suddenley:那是什么声音?很大声。我变得如此尴尬和烦恼!
(This may be embarrassing to me) Whenever I'm on the toilet, my pee or poo is loud. I'm about to have a relaxing business time when some kids come in just when I've started and suddenley: "What's that sound? It's pretty loud." I GET SO EMBARRASSED AND ANNOYED!
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每次在学校当我使用浴室几乎总是有一个小孩坐在并通过裂纹盯着你当你撒尿或垃圾。喜欢停下来,很奇怪!
Every time at school when I use the bathroom (rarely) there's always that one kid who sits and stares at you through the crack while you're either peeing or taking a crap. Like stop, it's weird..!
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我已经记不清多少次我正要让2号,但必须持有它回来,因为有些白痴决定进入浴室,一百一十分钟的谈话。
I've lost count of the number of times I was about to let a number two out, but had to hold it back because some idiots decided to enter the bathroom and have a ten minute conversation.
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人,我们的厕所没有锁。它是如此可怕的。你不能锁上门当你在厕所。因此,我只是挂我的身份证上面给别人,我在车里。——Animefan12
Man, our toilet has no lock. It's so horrible. You can't lock the door when you're in the toilet. So, I just hang my Identity Card above the door to show others that I'm inside. - Animefan12
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有一次我在浴室隔间穿衣健身房,因为门没有工作,有一个,不同于摊位酱。我敢打赌,你知道这是快乐的说我,但我做了之后,有人走了进来。——Skullkid755
One time I was getting dressed in a bathroom stall for gym because while the door didn't work, it had one, unlike the stalls meant for dressing. I bet you know where this is going.I said I was in there, but right after I did, somebody walked in anyway. - Skullkid755
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