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我给荣誉的人设法生存下来看,从质量事件没有哭。歌曲的主题是一些混音+美联社和唯一的词是他们的可怕的名字“崩溃”和“伯恩斯坦”。这是完全不好笑过头到在笑。主要人物都是叛逆和性别刻板。木偶看上去像一个拒绝提线木偶,它显然成为最酷的孩子在学校。木偶是一个混蛋,得到他想要的一切,孩子就像他的世界上唯一的人主要来自一个家庭组成的女孩。他们用屁笑话和厕所幽默和迪士尼广告它作为一个全新的真人喜剧。不要把你的时间浪费甚至想看一集,你会有一个更好的时间在德国看tellitubbies。难怪在17日的地方,这个节目只是运行一段时间。它仍然值得更高的名单上,甚至2日之后动摇起来。
I give kudos to anyone who manages to survive watching and episode without crying from the quality. The theme song is some remix/rap and the only words are their awful names 'Crash' and 'Bernstein'. It is absolutely not funny and overdoes it on the laugh tracks. The main characters are all bratty and gender stereotypical. The puppet looks like a rejected muppet and it apparently becomes the coolest kid in school. The puppet is a jerk and gets everything he wants, and the kid acts like he's the only person in the world who comes from a family largely consisting of girls. They use fart jokes and potty humour and Disney advertises it as a brand new live-action comedy. Don't waste your time trying to watch even one episode of this, you'll have a better time watching tellitubbies in German. No wonder it is on 17th place and the show's only been running for a little while. It still deserves to be even higher on this list though, possibly even 2nd after Shake It Up.
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Bernstien是他的姓氏。他的名字是怀亚特,虽然因为某些原因称他Bernstien崩溃
Bernstien is his last name. His name is Wyatt, Though crash for some reason calls him bernstien
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我学习德语,看到赫拉克勒斯在德国确实难以理解但至少我可以很快捡起来。——Anonymousxcxc
I'm learning German and seeing Hercules in German is really hard to understand though at least I could pick it up quickly. - Anonymousxcxc
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IKR !我住在满屋子的女孩和我不抱怨,虽然我有点想要一个小弟弟,Dashiefan
IKR! I live with a House full of girls and I'm not complaining, although I kinda want a little brother - Dashiefan
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这部剧只是个简单。首先,介绍如此可怕我想挖我的眼睛,扯掉我的内耳。好的,现在我们覆盖了可怕的介绍,时间进入细节主要课程:字符+ u2018plot + u2018,和所谓的喜剧。所有的字符都吸,我个人想打败主角。情节是基于一个愚蠢荒谬的想法,和把它轻轻地,喜剧是无趣和过度使用的笑声音轨只会让事情变得更糟。这个节目试图吸引年长的青少年与成人+ + u2018more u2018感觉,但这样做使孩子和成人讨厌它。大量的卡通节目把成人幽默之类的节目和你没注意到,直到多年后,而这里他们试图干扰任何原谅他们+ u2018adult幽默+ u2018下来你的喉咙现在你开始看。
This show is just plain bad. First of all, the intro is so terrible I want to gouge my eyes out and rip out my inner ears. Ok, now we covered the terrible intro, time to get into the nitty gritty main course: the characters the "plot", and the so-called comedy. Well the characters all suck, and I personally want to beat the main character. The plot is based on a stupidly absurd idea, and the comedy is unfunny to put it lightly, and the overused laugh track only makes it worse. The show tries to appeal to older teenagers with its "more adult" feel, but in doing so it makes both kids and adults hate it. Tons of cartoon shows have put adult humor and stuff like that in their shows and you don't notice it until years after, whereas here they try to jam whatever excuse they have for "adult humor" down your throat the moment you start watching.
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有一些显示我有预期,这不是其中之一。我会认真的给你一个奖,如果你能够处理超过5分钟的这个可怕的借口show.Where我甚至开始吗?哦,让我们开始这个节目完全是毫无意义的。赶快和蚂蚁农场是可怕的,可怕的道德,但这个节目没有whatsoever.The故事:一个孩子12岁可能来自一个家庭有很多姐妹没有一个弟弟。他觉得对不起自己像人们希望他。他是一个自私的混蛋,他感觉自己对不起因为他的兄弟姐妹。然后,他的可取之处是一个恼人的拒绝提线木偶,他可能是最恼人的人物在迪斯尼now.He和+ u2018Crash + u2018天天做愚蠢的事情,犹如航海去一个小岛和战斗大脚怪是一些人的头发。我facepalm指自己的星系与集,其他的没有任何better.Quite…更多
There were some shows I had expectations for, this was not one of them. I would seriously give you an award if you can handle more than 5 minutes of this horrible excuse for a show.Where do I even begin? Oh, let's start with the fact that this show is completely pointless. Shake it Up and ANT Farm are awful and have terrible morals, but this show has NONE whatsoever.The story: A kid probably 12 years old comes from a a family with lots of sisters and not one brother. He feels all sorry for himself like people wish that on him. He's a selfish jerk who feels all sorry for himself because of his siblings. Then, his saving grace is an annoying reject Muppet who might be the single most annoying character on Disney now.He and "Crash" do asinine things everyday, like sailing off to an island and fighting Bigfoot who turns out to be some guy with a lot of hair. I facepalmed myself off the galaxy with that episode. And the other ones aren't any better.Quite ... more
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好的,首先,我想给这个节目一试,虽然很爱与厕所幽默情景剧,平淡的角色和乏味的情节,但是我说“不要从封面判断一本书”我错了,很wrong.So,这孩子怀亚特进入一个玩具店并创建这个木偶,他的名字崩溃,后来发现它还活着,可以谈哇,我们还没有见过!这看起来有点像挑剔的,但这并不是最困扰我的是什么,它's.First,幽默:它几乎只是厕所幽默,只是总,不是有趣的,和努力总只是失败太恶心,失败在同一timeThen有趣,故事情节。他们只是愚蠢和缺乏创造力,该公司并不多,这是最糟糕的事情关于这个节目,表演和stereotypes.Amanda,很好,猜猜她是什么?她是一个勃朗黛。然后,你猜对了吗?她是一个恼人的顽童,在电话上一整天!迪斯尼…更多——BMEG很有创意
Okay, at first, I wanted to give this show a try, even though pretty much loves making sitcoms with toilet humor, bland characters and bland plots, but I said 'Don't judge a book by its cover' I was wrong, very wrong.So, this kid Wyatt enters a toy shop and creates this puppet, he names it crash, it later turns out it's alive and can talk (Wow, we haven't seen that before! )Okay, that may seem a little like nitpicking, but that's not what bothers me the most, it's.First off, the humor: it's pretty much just toilet humor, just gross, not funny, and trying hard to be gross but just fails at being too gross and fails at being funny at the same timeThen, the plots. They're just stupid and uncreative, not much to sayNow, here are the worst things about this show, the acting and the stereotypes.Amanda, is well, guess what she is? She is a blondie. Then, you guessed it? She's an annoying brat that is on the phone all day! Very creative Disney ... more - BMEG
I've only seen part of an episode and I have to say, this show really sucks. First of all, whats Elmo doing on Disney? Really Disney, really? Is that what it's come to? Secondly, the intro is just horrible. So horrible I just want to jam my eyes out. All it the intro is is Crash rapping "CRASH AND BURN" then the fat kid saying "STIEN" over and over again. God, that's not rapping. Now let's talk about the show itself.. Basically about a kid with an all female family, thinks he's left out, and goes to some make a puppet place and makes Crash. He some how comes to like and agree to be brothers. Well, that's totally realistic. The sisters are just how all girls are. Especially the older sister. All she does is text and go out with friends. She doesn't even care about her family. In the episode, the older sister had to watch her younger siblings while her mom was gone. All she did was go out with a friend leaving the younger kids alone. Wow, what a lesson for kids! The jokes are horrible ... more
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这是迄今为止最糟糕的表演。一些男孩有3个姐妹,母亲和父亲发现这拒绝提线木偶,它变成了他的兄弟和他一起上学。认真呢?你想教孩子,他们会变得很酷,让一些傀儡上学吗?后来成为学校里最受欢迎的+ u2018kid + u2018。到底!你知道什么傀儡在现实生活中,自己能说吗?也许这将会是一个好的cartoon.Character reviews-Bernstien:这孩子不能为他的生活。他是一个书呆子是很受欢迎,试着让女孩主要人物在迪斯尼会做什么:++崩溃:就像我说的,他只是一个愚蠢的傀儡,应该是某种有趣的但他很烦人,他的声音就爬我看起来他是一个傀儡,这意味着一些令人毛骨悚然的人必须控制him.Bernstiens妹妹:她哭的宠坏的顽童,得到了她想要的,是每一个小女孩disney.Bernstiens姐姐:…更多
This is by far the worst show. Some boy with 3 sisters, a mother and no father finds this rejected muppet and it becomes his brother and goes to school with him. Seriously? Are you trying to teach kids that they wil become cool for bringing some puppet to school? It later becomes the most popular "kid" in the school. What the heck! What puppet do you know in real life that can speak on its own? Maybe this would have been an okay cartoon.Character reviews-Bernstien: this kid couldn't act for his life. He is a nerd who is tryin to be popular and get girls (what else would a main character on disney do :/ )Crash: as I said, he's just a dumb puppet that's supposed to be some sort of funny but he's annoying and his voice just creeps me out. he's a puppet right, that means some creepy man must be controlling him.Bernstiens little sister: shes a spoilt brat that cries and gets what she wants, as is every little girl on disney.Bernstiens older sister: A ... more
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为什么迪斯尼可以如此愚蠢?崩溃和伯恩斯坦只有两个词,典型的和愚蠢。讨厌,提线木偶像生物毁了俄勒冈州的整体形象!是什么这么好笑?是的,质量是可怕的!紫色的动作,说话时,你可以看到黑迁来支持它!和演员. .在电视上的时候,我的整个脸只有一个看起来自然,它叫做空白。我从来不笑的很的,会听kidzbop如果我需要!Ps kidzbop风扇不好我仍然无法处理的愤怒在评论我的感情,我将发布更多关于我讨厌这个节目,我希望迪斯尼在天堂会非常高兴如果它结束。
Why can Disney be so stupid? Crash and Bernstein has only 2 words,Stereotypical and stupid. Hate that muppet like creature ruining the whole image of Oregon! And what is so funny? Yes, the quality is horrible! When ever that purple thing moves and talks, you can see the black sticks to support it move! And the actors... when it was on T.V., my whole face had only one natural look, and it's called blank. I never laughed in very bit of it and I would actually listen to kidzbop if I needed to! Ps not a kidzbop fan) well I still can't handle the anger in my feelings and I will be posting more comments about my hate of this show and I hope Walt Disney up in heaven will be ever so happy if it ends.
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