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!这应该是1号!想象尴尬会!. .我:对不起,但婴儿是从哪里来的呢?随机人:嗯…这是谁?我:我插入假名字,只是在case.Random人:你是成人还是儿童?我:好吧,基本上,如果我是一个成年人,我显然知道婴儿from.Random哪里来的人:你为什么想知道?我:好吧,我只是看着老板的宝贝。你看过吗?随机人:嗯,是的. . ?我:好!不管怎样,有老板的一部分婴儿需要蒂姆BabyCorp和蒂姆问:+ u2018So这是婴儿是从哪里来的?+ u2018和婴儿的,+ u2018Where你认为呢?卷心菜吗?魔法精灵?+ u2018Well + u2018和蒂姆说,我的父母告诉我. . + u2018向老板和他低语婴儿和婴儿的+ u2018Eww !恶心!+ u2018我想知道蒂姆小声说。这显然是恶心,从宝宝的反应,但我喜欢恶心的东西,所以我问你。顺便问一下,你是一个grown-up.Random人:…更多
! This should be number 1! Imagine how awkward it would be!...Me: Excuse me, but where do babies come from?Random person: Um...who is this?Me: I'm (insert fake name, just in case).Random person: Are you a grown-up or a child?Me: Well, basically, if I'm a grown-up, I'd obviously know where babies come from.Random person: Why do you want to know?Me: Well, I just watched The Boss Baby. Have you watched it?Random person: Um, yeah...?Me: Good! Anyway, there's the part where the Boss Baby takes Tim to BabyCorp, and Tim asks, "So this is where babies come from? " and the baby's like, "Where did you think? The cabbage patch? Magic fairies? " and Tim says, "Well, my parents told me that..." and he whispers something to the Boss Baby and the baby's like, "Eww! Gross! " I wanna know what Tim whispered. It's obviously disgusting, judging from the baby's reaction, but I love disgusting stuff, so I'm asking you. By the way, are You a grown-up.Random person: ... more
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我打电话给高速公路,我听起来像一个英国的小女孩,就像+ u2018Daddy婴儿是从哪里来的?我不知不觉睡不着。+ u2018He玩过,这也是一件令人愉快的事情。我甚至说+ u2018I爱你,爸爸+ u2018在我挂了电话。
I called Speedway and I sounded like a British little girl and was like "Daddy, where do babies come from? I can't sleep without knowing."He played along and it was hilarious. I even said "I love you, Daddy" before I hung up.
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我叫一个随机数大约6年前,这是wentMe:嘿,幼稚是什么意思?:这意味着gullibleMe:好的谢谢youThem:是的,没有问题,而是你需要什么?我:不,再见
I called a random number about 6 years ago and this is how it wentMe: hey, what does naive mean?Them: it means gullibleMe: ok thank youThem: yeah, no problem. anything else you need?Me: no, bye
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我说+ u2018help,之前我需要知道婴儿从哪里来我的蜂蜜月亮+ u2018。他们说,对不起,问你的妻子,不打电话给我。
I said "help, I need to know where babies come from before my honey moon". They said, sorry, ask your wife, don't call me.
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我打电话给一个随机的人,问婴儿是从哪里来的,他们说+ u2018哦老天+ u2018然后挂断了电话
I called a random person and asked where do babies come from and they said " oh for goodness sake " then hung up
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这是惊人的。她一直说你好,就问她才停止说话!肯定在这一个了!
This was amazing. She kept saying hello and as soon as it was asked she just stopped talking! definitely trying this one again!
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我和我的朋友就像票房第二天,我告诉她,她是破产大笑起来
I did it and my friend was like so grossed out the next day and I told her and She was bust out laughing
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我要试试一个女孩我讨厌在学校,如果她的父母接这将是有史以来最好笑的一件事
I'm gonna try this on a girl I hate at school, if her parents pick up it will be the funniest thing ever
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我就像+ u2018hello我只是想婴儿从哪里来+ u2018男人就像+ u2018uh + u2018挂了电话,LOL
I was like "hello I was just wondering where babies come from" the man was like "uh" and hung up. LOL
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我有个主意。使你的声音听起来像一个小孩,问,最喜欢你的孩子的声音。- April96
I have an idea. Make your voice sound like a little kid's and ask that. Like do your best kid voice. - April96
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