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我爸爸的名字是迈克,他粗鲁的男孩。他刚离婚,娶了别人比他29岁。在婚礼他答应帮我把我的牛的公平,就像2周后他们在佛罗里达是飞行前2天公平这意味着他可以做到。但是他和他的妻子,UGGHHH

My dad's name is Mike and boy is he rude. He just got a divorce and married someone else who is 29 years younger than him. During the wedding he promised to help me get my cow to the fair. It was like 2 weeks after (they were in Florida-they're flight was 2 days before the fair which means he could make it). But he was out with his wife. UGGHHH

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经理在我的旧工作场所被任命为迈克和他是一个完整的混球Mcnozzleton约翰逊小,和一个非常意味着酒精。他总是和还是进入工作piss-ass醉了,但他是在良好的管理和成功了。

The manager at my old workplace was named Mike and he was a COMPLETE douchebag Mcnozzleton Johnson Jr, and a very mean alcoholic to boot. He would always (and still does) come into work piss-ass drunk, but he was in good with management and got away with it.

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在课堂上我坐在迈克。他是一个完整的冲洗,我恨他。BFF暗恋他,他看起来很好,很有趣,但是他是最糟糕的。我讨厌贾斯汀这个名字,因为他坐在我另一边,然后迈克。——Cutiegirl123更糟糕

I sit next to a Mike in class. He is a complete douche and I hate him. My BFF has a crush on him. He does look good, and is funny, but he is the worst. I hate the name Justin too, because he sits on the other side of me and is worse then Mike. - Cutiegirl123

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我有一个同事叫迈克,他的部门领导设计师。他认为自己是上帝的礼物创意和设计,有一个可爱的狗,他在《星球大战》装扮服装,游行他在办公室就像西敏寺犬展。我不认为他知道如何关掉他的电脑。- techwizard

I have a co-worker named Mike, he's the dept. lead for the designers. He thinks he's god's gift to creative and design, has a cute dog that he dresses up in a star wars costume and parades him all around the office like he's the Westminster Dog Show. I don't think he knows how to shut off his computer. - techwizard

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迈克总是说他是一个真正的好男人,需要很多让他心烦意乱。实际上,迈克对每件事都变得很生气,变成一个超级冲洗。因此,他总是表现得像一个冲洗。

Mike always says he's a really nice guy and that it takes a lot to get him upset. In reality, Mike gets pissed off about everything and turns into a super douche. Therefore, he's always acting like a douche.

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迈克认为他什么都知道,很快让你知道大声。他缺乏智慧,他试图掩盖与原油幽默。总混球。

Mike thinks he knows EVERYTHING and is quick to let you know in a loud voice. What he lacks in intellect, he attempts to cover up with crude humor. Total douchebag.

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每个人都他妈的闭嘴. .只是因为这些人灌洗,他们仍然可能灌洗器并不意味着他们的名字是douchy只是意味着人格的人是一个巨大的和彻底的混球。

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP... just because these people were douches and they still might be douches doesn't mean that their name is douchy is just means the personality of the person is a HUGE AND TOTAL UTTER douchebag.

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恼人的潮人匹配他的乔丹鞋的与每一个衬衫但买不起午餐5.美元作为你证明他错了,他带着他的球,所以没有人可以回家。

Annoying hipster who matches his Jordan shoe's with every shirt but can't afford lunch over $5.As you prove him wrong he takes his ball and goes home so no one can play.

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我一生中所有的话筒被神经病感到震惊,除了我的绝对最好的朋友。他是聪明,但是不吹牛。善良,但整体一个了不起的人。不是假的

All the Mikes in my life have been psychos EXCEPT for my absolute best friend. He is intelligent, but does not brag. Kind, but not fake. Overall an amazing person

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迈克是混球的类固醇,需要selfies在健身房的镜子,然后在第三人称自己所有的时间,“你小子”或“铁麦克”。

Mike is the douchebag who takes steroids, takes selfies of himself in the gym mirror, then refers to himself in third person all the time as 'your boy' or 'Iron Mike'.