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我不能停止笑. .我是布拉德,我写这集之间在板凳上健身房。我搜索+ u2018Is布拉德一个娘娘腔的名字+ u2018这里。我是一个运动员,五校体育商品只在其中一个好哈哈我兄弟会。我在销售工作,经常开玩笑,我是一个巨大的有一个小阴茎的玩家。其中一个是假的,你可以猜猜哪个。然而我的很多朋友说,他们恨我之前以为我是一个自以为是的屁股,但现在他们说我热身。但谁知道呢?也许他们恨我,不管要回到铁所以我可以拒绝你的女孩。
I can't stop laughing... I'm a Brad, and I'm writing this in between sets on the bench at the gym. I googled "Is Brad a douchey name" and here it is. I'm a jock, did five varsity sports in HS (only good at one of them haha) and I'm in a frat. I work in sales, and constantly joke around that I'm a huge player with a tiny penis. One of those is false, and you can guess which. Nonetheless a good deal of my friends said they hated me before thinking I was a self-righteous ass, but now they say that I warmed up. But who knows? Maybe they hate me, whatever gotta get back to the iron so I can get rejected by your girl.
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这是真的。我是布拉德福德,但布拉德在我生命的大部分时间。这是艰难的想要喜欢。在电视电影++ ++等等,布拉德的总是娘娘游艇拥有大学生或进攻进攻的同性恋。同时,布拉德是黑发女孩nickelodeon + u2018Hey,伙计!+ u2018
It's true. I'm a Bradford, but have went by Brad for most of my life. It's been tough trying to be liked. In movies/T.V./etc., Brad's are always douchey yacht owning college students or offensively offensive flaming homosexuals. Also, Brad was the brunette girl on Nickelodeons "Hey, Dude! "
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布拉德的类型的家伙,是一个自称谜。他岩石足尖鞋,骑着fixie总是谈论他的新,优越的饮食。男朋友当心,许多无头钉站立会议桌子去骨的灵魂目的你的女孩。
Brad's the type of guy that's a self proclaimed enigma. He rocks toe-shoes, rides a fixie and always talks about his new, superior diet. Boyfriends beware, many Brads have standup desks for the soul purpose of boning your girl.
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与布拉德·李。认为他是李小龙。总冲洗袋!在销售工作,认为每个人都喜欢他。每个人都讨厌他。显然补偿被吸引到他的母亲!
Work with a Brad Lee. Thinks he's Bruce Lee. Total douche bag! Works in sales and thinks everyone likes him. Everyone hates him. Obviously compensating for being attracted to his mother!
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我知道布拉德。有一次,他试图+ u2018hookup + u2018称之为当我说没有,他告诉我我更好,因为我没有那么我不知道我错过了,因为他是最好的最好的。
I knew a brad one time and he tried to "hookup" as he called it and when I said no to him he told me I better because of I didn't then I wouldn't know what I was missing out on because he was the best of the best.
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似乎是一个流行的名字我在高中的时候我记得一个卷发女人讨厌鬼的头发,他是一个讨厌鬼我同意这个名字受欢迎之一灌洗器的袋子。
Seemed like a popular name when I was in high school I remember one with curly girly douche bag hair and he was a douche bag I agree with this name as one popular among douche bags.
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我相信有好钉牢,但我从未见过任何,即使我知道狗叫布莱德是一种愚蠢的运动员谁认为他应该负责。
I'm sure there are nice Brads out there, but I've never met any. Even the dog I know called Brad is kind of a dumb jock who thinks he should be in charge.
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他肯定这家伙你想让你的女朋友或妻子欺骗你,和他在一起,随时随地。他将指甲几乎任何!
He's definitely the guy you tries to get your girlfriend or wife to cheat on you, with him, anywhere anytime. He will pretty much nail anything!
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第三人的布拉德谈论自己,通常可以发现在健身房赫拉swole,兄弟。他的二头肌有来弥补他的阴茎大小。
A Brad talks about himself in third person and can usually be found in the gym getting hella swole, bro. His biceps are there to compensate for his penis size.
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啊,布拉德。乍得的孪生兄弟。运动员就像乍得,最有可能的黑发,一直压在乍得,但仍然是一个像他这样的冲洗。
Ah, Brad. Chad's twin brother. A jock just like Chad, most likely brunette, always one-upped by Chad, but is still a douche like him.
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