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这是一个很好的人!我听说很多查克·诺理斯笑话,但这是最好的!这应该是名单上的第一个肯定的!这是一个相关的笑话:耶稣可以在水上行走銆 � Humans are made of 70 property ter 銆 � So therefore if I stand on the I am 飁 SUS 70!

This is a good one! I've heard a lot of chuck norris jokes but this is one of the best! This should be number one on the list for sure! Heres a related joke: Jesus can walk on water. Humans are made of 70% water. So therefore if I stand on someone I am 70% Jesus!

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这是d最好开玩笑“查克·诺理斯”我听到过我的生活。我笑了一整晚,禁不住大笑。嘿嘿!查克是伟大的。游泳。它应该是1号。我从来没有听到这样的。前十的

This is d best joke about 'CHUCK NORRIS ' I have ever heard in my life. I laughed whole night, couldn't stop laughing. Hahaa! Chuck is great. Swimming on land. It should be number 1. I have never heard like this. Top tens in great

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神圣的耶稣我不能停止笑了我肯定会说,这导致我是一个老板,老板人说老板的笑话,这是我真正想要的-哦我的上帝发誓,真的让我们说它有趣……

Holy jesus I can't stop laughing I would definitely say this cause I'm a boss and boss people say boss jokes and this is so -oh my god I really want to swear- lets just say its REALLY funny...

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查克·诺理斯是最强大的人物的现实/创造他曾与他的睾丸在背后每件事。在宇宙中唯一的人甚至可以伤害他Gaben,摩根·弗里曼,和保罗Blaurt Jar Jar架子

Chuck Norris is the most powerful character in all of reality/creation he once fought every thing with his testicles behind his back. The only people in the universe who can even harm him are Gaben,Morgan Freeman,and Paul Blaurt, and Jar Jar Binks

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就好了。人想出了这一定是一个天才。我很惊讶这不是第一,因为更好的通常是第一,没有第二。

Just great. The guy who came up with this must be a genius. I'm surprised this is not number one, because the better is usually number one, not number two.

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到目前为止最好的没有人能这样做但查克·诺理斯……我还是笑的男人。查克·诺理斯是最好的,比佐汉

by far the best nobody can do this but Chuck Norris... I'm still laughing man. Chuck Norris is the best, better than the Zohan

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当我第一次听到这个我几乎尿,这是迄今为止最好的一个卡盘的事实。这永远在前十

When I heard it for the first time I almost piss myself, this has to be by far the best one of chuck facts. This has to be in the top ten forever

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大声笑的这是我最喜欢的一个。虽然我很难过,他们没有查克noris最快的。让我再次听到这个。

Laugh out loud this is my favorite one of the ones here. Although I'm sad that they don't have Chuck noriss being the fastest. Brings me back hearing this again.

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显然最好的!不知道为什么这只是第三最好查克·诺理斯甚至笑话,因为这不是一个笑话或一个事实!这是一种生活方式!——alexdieker

Clearly the best! Don't know why this is only the 3rd best Chuck Norris Joke because this isn't even a joke or a fact! This is a way of life! - alexdieker

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哦我的上帝,这是迄今为止最有趣的…禁不住大笑!达;

oh my god, this is by far the funniest of them all... couldn't stop laughing! show more comments darr;